What do you think about when you’re
having s3x?Sometimes, I think about everything but the s3x
because no matter what I'm doing, my mind is always multi-tasking. I'm making
to-do lists in my head, whether I’m sitting at a traffic light waiting for it
to change, in the shower washing my hair, or trying to fall asleep while
listening to my husband snore.So why should it be
any different when I’m having s3x? I know that it’s a horrible way to be and
I’ve worked at getting better at being focused when I’m getting intimate with
my husband. But it’s not easy.Here’s my most recent train of thought while my
husband and I were attempting to simultaneously combust:This going to be good.
I just know it.Wait, I forgot to take my kid’s jeans out of the dryer early.
Now they’re going to be too short.It’s almost the end of the month. My credit
card payment is due.Stop it, stop it, stop it. Not him. You. Focus. You're
having s3x. Remember.Ooh, that feels good.Hey, he likes it when I do that.Damn,
I forgot to shave my legs. Wonder if he cares. (Obviously not.)I really need to
start exercising again. I’m feeling a little jiggly.Hmm, I like it when he does
that.But did he leave the grill on again?Mind, stop wandering.This is better.
Nothing in my head but my mother? What? Go away. Please. I meant to say please.
I’ll stop there and spare you further details, but suffice it to say there is a point where I quit thinking about other things and focus on what’s going on right in front of me. Or under me, as the case may be. And nine times out of 10, I get a happy ending.But I wish it didn't take me so long to live in the intimate moment. I'll keep working on it because practicing is fun. And happily, my husband is a patient man.Do you sometimes find it hard to shut your mind off during s3x?
I’ll stop there and spare you further details, but suffice it to say there is a point where I quit thinking about other things and focus on what’s going on right in front of me. Or under me, as the case may be. And nine times out of 10, I get a happy ending.But I wish it didn't take me so long to live in the intimate moment. I'll keep working on it because practicing is fun. And happily, my husband is a patient man.Do you sometimes find it hard to shut your mind off during s3x?
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